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Title: Haruhi-chan Episode 01
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.35,0:00:05.10,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.06,0:00:09.48,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(0,0)}The Melancholy of\NSuzumiya Haruhi-chan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.98,0:00:13.99,Ep#,TS,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(500,500)\an5\pos(149,57)\blur2}episode{\fscx35} {\fscx100}1
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.98,0:00:13.27,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,The gear shift broke.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.27,0:00:16.11,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I've been stuck in low gear.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.11,0:00:17.20,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I'm exhausted.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.07,0:00:22.96,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I'm home.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.49,0:00:24.96,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Today was really co...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.03,0:00:27.04,Default,Lil Sis,0000,0000,0000,,Good to see you alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.70,0:00:29.95,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,The malice lurking under that casual greeting...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.95,0:00:32.50,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That's my sister for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.37,0:00:36.43,Default,Lil Sis,0000,0000,0000,,Kyon-kun, I'd kill to hear what fun you had without me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.80,0:00:39.10,Default,Lil Sis,0000,0000,0000,,That was for leaving me alone all day while you went out and had fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.10,0:00:41.72,Default,Lil Sis,0000,0000,0000,,And for Shamisen, who had to put up with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.72,0:00:42.68,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,For Shamisen!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.10,0:00:49.23,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I'm beat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.52,0:00:52.57,Sign Background,TS,0365,0000,0128,,{\fs28\pos(530,301)\clip(484,69,576,311)}.
Dialogue: 1,0:00:48.52,0:00:52.57,Sign Text,TS,0365,0000,0128,,{\fs23\clip(484,69,576,306)\pos(530,189)\be0.5}Dead\Ntired\Nfrom\Nplaying\Nwith his\Nsister\Nuntil she\Nfell\Nasleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.81,0:00:52.89,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,She wanted to freakin' kill me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.19,0:01:00.73,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Kyon is trying to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.73,0:01:03.58,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Let's help him count some sheep!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:04.99,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Now, jump you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.99,0:01:07.00,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Jump around and let him count you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.23,0:01:13.01,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(0,3000)}I can't sleep! I feel too sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.83,0:01:16.26,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Eh... where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.00,0:01:21.96,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see: I jumped into bed, counted sheep, got upset...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.96,0:01:24.93,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... then I... ah...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.93,0:01:26.69,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, duh, this is a dream!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:29.10,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,My apologies, sheep-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.10,0:01:30.89,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I did end up falling asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.68,0:01:33.48,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I see you're not such a good guy after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.98,0:01:36.06,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Koizumi here. I'm dressed up as Mt. Fuji.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.06,0:01:37.48,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Here comes a loony!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.48,0:01:40.27,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What's with that reaction?
Dialogue: 2,0:01:40.27,0:01:44.33,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I have a bad feeling a lot of people will get mad if I admit that you're Koizumi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.53,0:01:46.49,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is just a dream after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.49,0:01:48.04,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I know, but that is not something you say so freely!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.32,0:01:49.74,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,You like my outfit?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.74,0:01:51.49,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,This is from the bringer of good luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.49,0:01:53.37,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,This is the symbol that attracts good luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.37,0:01:53.92,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,As if I care!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.50,0:01:58.33,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry. Since I have chosen Mt. Fuji, the luckiest symbol...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.33,0:02:00.68,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Without a doubt, I'll make you happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.09,0:02:03.84,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Either way, your face certainly doesn't match your outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.84,0:02:04.97,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,I get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.97,0:02:08.43,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,And I just can't imagine how you could bring me happiness.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.43,0:02:09.94,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,T-That's impossible!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.31,0:02:15.48,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Did you really see that I'm actually not the real Mt. Fuji? That I'm just some random mountain?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.48,0:02:16.82,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,You're not Mt. Fuji?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.77,0:02:21.41,Default,God Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Expanding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.07,0:02:23.33,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, he's like a Celestial!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.24,0:02:29.29,Default,God Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,You should have kept that a secret!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.66,0:02:34.49,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I got carried away.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.49,0:02:37.04,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you're back.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.04,0:02:40.88,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,I was thinking, I'm not one to shout. That's a no-no.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.36,0:02:44.05,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,You're already a no-no in that outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.05,0:02:44.81,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.26,0:02:47.68,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I should go look for the other two, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:49.52,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the hawk's been here since the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.52,0:02:50.94,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That's a hawk!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.56,0:02:54.60,Default,Nyoron,0000,0000,0000,,Hiya, I'm a hawk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.60,0:02:55.73,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,You're a crane!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.06,0:03:00.28,Default,Nyoron,0000,0000,0000,,Kyon-kun, you shouldn't judge others based on appearances.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.64,0:03:01.90,Default,Nyoron,0000,0000,0000,,The body might look like a crane...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.90,0:03:03.12,Default,Nyoron,0000,0000,0000,,But my heart is that of a hawk!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.32,0:03:06.66,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,But you are a crane, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.11,0:03:08.16,Default,Nyoron,0000,0000,0000,,I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.57,0:03:10.07,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Well then, let's go find the eggplant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.66,0:03:13.08,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,From the look of things, it should be nearby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.58,0:03:14.70,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Let's call and ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.70,0:03:16.41,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,You have a cell phone!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.37,0:03:18.46,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Why's it on the ground?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.12,0:03:22.75,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Nagato-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.75,0:03:24.92,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I see. Nagato must be the eggplant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.92,0:03:25.67,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.67,0:03:27.42,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,It was left there on the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.42,0:03:30.18,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Why didn't you tell us you found Nagato-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.63,0:03:32.14,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't found her.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.14,0:03:34.22,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Eh? Isn't there a strap on the phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.22,0:03:35.11,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,A strap?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.72,0:03:36.64,Default,Nagato,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. I am an eggplant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.64,0:03:37.61,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,There you are!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.85,0:03:40.61,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,O-Okay, so that's everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.27,0:03:42.11,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Now what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.73,0:03:43.11,Default,Group,0000,0000,0000,,Now what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.11,0:03:44.36,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Let me wake up. I've had enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.98,0:03:45.94,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,I can't let you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.94,0:03:47.36,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,You can't!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.36,0:03:49.61,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,No, we certainly can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.20,0:03:54.95,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,But, you found the girl that always comes to help you when you're in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.95,0:03:56.25,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,T-That's right! Nagato!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.95,0:03:59.50,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do the "cool face" in that outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.50,0:03:59.84,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.66,0:04:03.80,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Nagato! Tell me how to get out of this dream!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.34,0:04:06.39,Default,Nagato,0000,0000,0000,,Go to sleep in this world, then you will wake up in the other.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.50,0:04:08.18,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That's it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.48,0:04:09.46,Default,Nagato,0000,0000,0000,,It is.
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Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.85,0:04:21.60,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Kyon is trying to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.60,0:04:24.32,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Let's help him count some sheep!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.32,0:04:25.73,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Now, jump you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.73,0:04:27.82,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Jump around and let him count you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.82,0:04:29.87,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,No! Don't do that!
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