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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.06,0:00:09.48,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,The Melancholy of\NSuzumiya Haruhi-chan
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.19,0:00:05.15,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.03,0:00:14.03,Ep#,TS,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(500,500)\an5\pos(144,117)\blur2}episode{\fscx35} {\fscx100}3
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.72,0:00:12.37,Default,Mikuru,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I'm late.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.77,0:00:16.10,Default,Mikuru,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Where is everyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.82,0:00:18.12,TV Note,Sign,0000,0060,0220,,{\fr10\1a&HFF&\pos(320,176)}...
Dialogue: 1,0:00:16.82,0:00:18.12,TV Note,Sign,0000,0060,0160,,{\fr10\frz10.036\pos(319,238)}Turn on\Nthe TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.79,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mikuru-chan! You watchin' yet?
Dialogue: 1,0:00:20.79,0:00:23.08,Default,Mikuru,0000,0000,0000,,What the!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.35,0:00:27.69,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for the local variety show, "The SOS Brigade Quiz!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.69,0:00:29.59,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,First, let me introduce the contestants!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:33.14,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Today's guest is Nagato Yuki-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.14,0:00:35.69,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,You're not supposed to press the button yet, Yuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.69,0:00:37.73,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and here are the others.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.51,0:00:37.51,Sign Background,Sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(218,160)\fs28\clip(182,48,251,226)}the\Nothers
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.73,0:00:38.95,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Say my name!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.95,0:00:40.28,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Is it really that much trouble?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:42.14,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Hand me the camera, Koizumi-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.61,0:00:44.62,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Koizumi-kun is the cameraman.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.62,0:00:45.70,Default,Koizumi,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Koizumi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.70,0:00:47.27,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,She even introduced the cameraman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.49,0:00:49.02,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Now then, let's proceed with the quiz!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.02,0:00:51.94,Challenge,Sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(237,191)}Challenge the Big Bang
Dialogue: 1,0:00:50.32,0:00:51.94,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,A quiz about the universe!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.98,0:00:54.15,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That's not local!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.28,0:00:55.74,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Kyon, shut it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.95,0:00:56.45,Sign Background,Sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(241,168)\fs21\clip(201,28,285,242)}Argument\N\Nrejected.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.96,0:01:01.20,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Geez, if you really want it to be local, then I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.84,0:01:03.28,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, let's see.
Comment: 0,0:01:03.28,0:01:03.75,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.39,0:01:06.11,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,What's that dog's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.11,0:01:07.00,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That's so random!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.26,0:01:10.09,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,You have 30 minutes to think.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.09,0:01:10.67,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Too long!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.67,0:01:12.25,30min,Sign,0000,0000,0000,,30 Minutes Later
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.78,0:01:14.55,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,So, let's hear your answers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.55,0:01:15.88,Relax,Sign,0000,0000,0000,,Settled and relaxed
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Dialogue: 1,0:01:17.09,0:01:20.51,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Yuki-san, you don't need to use the button now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.51,0:01:22.06,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here's the correct answer!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.47,0:01:25.14,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Of course it'd be gone by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.73,0:01:29.68,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad! The correct answer is Gonzales!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:30.31,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That's a lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.65,0:01:34.20,DefaultBG,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Next up is the truck versus Kyon! Let's see which one wins!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:35.38,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Im-Impossible!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.38,0:01:37.32,DefaultBG,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,You can do it, it's just a mini-truck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.32,0:01:38.61,DefaultBG,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Here's your firework.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.61,0:01:40.26,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,What!? What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.26,0:01:41.77,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Mini or not, I'll lose!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.77,0:01:43.37,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,God! It's already lit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.37,0:01:45.68,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want me to die!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.68,0:01:48.04,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,God! It's really here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.60,0:01:53.34,DefaultBG,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,Can this kill you!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.09,0:01:59.24,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Kyon...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.24,0:02:01.21,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never forget you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.21,0:02:02.75,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.75,0:02:04.44,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're not?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.44,0:02:05.34,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,You're tough.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.34,0:02:06.60,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a man with motivation!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.91,0:02:08.44,Default,Kyon,0000,0000,0000,,That lit firework was a close call!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.23,0:02:14.23,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Yuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.23,0:02:16.06,Default,Haruhi,0000,0000,0000,,Read the mood!
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